if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die
This country is really absurd sometimes…
But we know we love it, though.
that’s why when I say “sorry” to ppl in the states they always dismiss my display of empathy saying “why are you saying sorry? it’s not your fault.” of course it’s not my fault! I want to help u feel bettah gawddd
"Sorry" means something different in Canada than it does in other places.
In Canada, if something bad happens and you say sorry, it means “I acknowledge that you have been inconvenienced or otherwise harmed, and I am expressing sympathy. I’d prefer it if the bad thing had not happened.”
We apologize for things constantly.
"Sorry I’m late, traffic was horrible!"
Sorry about the traffic.
"Ugh, I think I caught the flu!"
Sorry you have the flu. That must be unpleasant.
"My house was burglarized and everything of value stolen!"
Oh wow, I’m sorry. That’s a terrible experience.
And so on. It’s rude not to apologize, because failing to apologize suggests you do not care.
There is even commercials up here in Canada about how we Canadians like to apologize for everything.
Meet Mr. Dick Van Dyke
my biggest disappointment in life is that i will probably never kiss someone wearing a full suit of armour
Its hard for people without depression to understand when some days that just dropping a cup of water will bring you to tears because they think oh this is just one little thing but you see it as oh my god I can’t even get water without fucking up and now I’ve made a huge mess I shouldn’t even try
"this is my favorite character i love him so much i want to see him distressed and in emotional pain (⊙ω⊙✿)”
*character undergoes distress and emotional pain* nO I TAKE IT BACK BABY PLEASE
When relatives/random people im forced to engage with start talking about “”gay people”” like some mysterious unknowable entity
yes please I’d like them all thank you
Sebastian’s reaction when the moderator kept calling Bucky a villain [x]
I’m entertained by his slow building annoyance at the villain title. It started out that he would try to suppress his instant reaction of disgust. Now he just openly makes horrible faces.
Bucky Barnes being called a villain is Sebastian Stan’s villain origin.
The Internet Is Leaking of the day: There are countless t-shirts with the face of human meme Nic Cage on them, but now we have confirmation that the man himself owns one. We also now know he wears it with a cowboy hat, beaded necklaces, frilled chaps, a cane, and sunglasses indoors at a Guns N’ Roses gig. The world is a remarkably strange place.
Nic Cage has transcended his human avatar and we are not worthy of being in his presence
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
when someone tells me to calm down when i’m talking about things i’m passionate about